#i'm out here just forging dates and signatures on this legal document like :

[alien-blu]

Engineering school is so wild cause like we'll be designing literal airplanes and then it's like "okay guys, time to cut out your blueprints and drawings and glue them in your scrapbook which also functions as a legal document"

[gurokichi]

good afternoon! did you know that blood stains plastic? unfortunately i had to learn thay today. i feel very sorry for whoever sits at my table next year. hopefully they'll think its something else. i thought about and decided that i do not like the metal penguin. he's too mean!! he keeps throwing bombs at me. i also might not fail math. i think. what are you doing right now? other than responding to this ask, obviously. i'm asking, in, like, future tense, so whenever you're responding to this ask you have to answer this question, not when you read it. does that make sense? i want to carve your cheeks out and turn them into squish toys. they'd be such great stress relievers, trust!! i'm currently listening to space age bachelor man from ride the cyclone. i love ride the cyclone! it's my favourite musical. it has some really silly moments, and also made me cry at the end. which is something you want in a musical! the goal is to evoke emotion from the watcher, whether that be through profoundly sad moments or the lyrics 'MEEEOWWWW! MEEOWWWWW! MEEOWWWWW! MEOWWWW~ MEEEEOWWWW!~ MEOWWWWWW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!' which is what is playing right now into my ears. ricky isn't my favourite character, though. that would be the one and only mischa bachinsky, professional bad sound cloud rapper with largely positive reviews in his comments. in his own words, 'this song is awesome. my life is awesome. this beat is awesome. autotune is awesome!'. you heard the man!! his song is awesome. i really love Talia. OH CONSTANCE IS SO FUNNY karnak's voice is so calming. wait i'm sorry i don't think you know anyone i'm talking about 😭 karnak is a sentient fortune telling robot machine at a carnival and his gimmick is that he can predict the exact time date and place of your death. he used to tell those who visited his booth that information, but it wasn't a very family-friendly and fun experience, so he was set to another mode where he still knows how they die but he can't tell them. he's pretty much the narrator for the musical. OH MY SOUULLLLLL. sorry ballad of Jane doe started playing i love Jane doe!! she's headless. i've drawn fanart for her before. she loses her head while falling off the roller coaster. if you fell off a roller coaster would you let me have your head? i'd use it as a centerpiece for the dinner table. like in the spot where a vase of flowers would usually go. ooh, maybe i could put flowers in your eye sockets. it would be fun OH WHY OH WHY OH WHYYY! also people would think it's cool and I'd be like hahahahah yes it is very cool wanna know where i got it 🥰🥰 and then i could show it off. but then your skin and hair would start falling off, which is unfortunate. maybe i could embalm your head. does that prevent rot? oh, well. rip my search history. the seat i'm sitting on is such a pretty shade of pink is the seat you're sitting on a pretty shade of pink too?? and by that i mean whenever you respond to this ask, which will probably be difficult because i'm not really asking anything. i'm just stating things as if you'll understand. so perhaps i should ask something hmm. OH WAIT but i asked you whether you'd let me keep your head. i'll ask you something else too, then. hmmmm. if i were to forge your signature (which i HAVE) on a legal document saying that you've sold your soul to me would that be weird. for no particular reason!!!!! anyways my stop is here now BYEEEE!!! <33

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Good afternoon! Although… it’s morning where you are, so should I say good morning instead? Hm. I will just stick to saying good afternoon to match what you said, and then I will text you good morning!!

Also, oh dear 😭😭😭 NOO, don’t hate Bonbon. He’s just a silly lil guy!! A robot penguin with a tophat!! How could you not like Bonbon? I think it’s just a skill issue… would not be a problem if you dodge the bombs. It’s not his fault either! It’s the people who play him who are throwing the bombs at you, not him. Grrr. You worked hard with studying, so I’m sure you’ll do fine in math! I’m not doing much… I’m just in bed on my phone. Trying 2 catch up on my inbox. After I’m done, though, I’m probably gonna watch Demon Slayer or continue playing P5R. Also, your question made sense!! I don’t even remember what I was doing last night, so I couldn’t have answered with that anyway. You are NOT carving my cheeks out. They would not make good stress toys pretty quickly… I also prefer my cheeks on my face. I still need to check Ride the Cyclone out for you, so that I actually know what you’re talking about. ALSO, I REMEMBER YOU PUTTING THAT QUOTE FROM YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER AS YOUR STATUS ON DISCORD. Yippee, now I know where it is from!! Also, how’d the robot become sentient and get the ability to predict deaths? Does that get explained, or is the guy just like that?? Would love to get my death predicted… that is so lame they stopped letting him smh!! You could have my head if I fell off a rollercoaster. What flowers would you put in my eye sockets? I actually have no idea if you can embalm a head. I am jealous that you are sitting on a pretty pink seat. I am sitting on my boring gray bed. Would much prefer a pretty pink seat. Preferably one that is next to your pretty pink seat. Don’t worry, I do understand what you’re saying! Would giggle if I saw you forge my signature on something like that. I don’t think you can even do that, so my soul would still be mine I’m pretty sure. BYE BYE ERIS!! (^O^)／